Oh Shucks Here Comes U.N.T.A.G. (DVD)

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Kwagga Robertse owns a farm shop in the fictional South African continent of Nambabwe and usually cons foreign tourists by pretending to kill a lion, thus earning him the nickname 'Urumbo' from the country's natives. Kwagga is angry when the UN peace corps send a platoon of incompetent soldiers called U.N.T.A.G to try stop a 'war', which turns out was never happening but the U.N.T.A.G's keep searching for weaponry to cover up. The U.N.T.A.G's American leader, Maj. Bradick D. Mackay and his sidekick, Capt. Zapman are offered a diamond worth a lot of money in the U.S. and they must pay 200 grand to Doon Robertse, Kwagga's competitive brother trying to buy a farm left to them by their dead father. Mackay decides to steal the natives' cattle and sell it to rogue guerrilla fighters. Kwagga's new friend, Inga Olefse, a nurse for U.N.T.A.G, who is unaware of Mackay's deceit, is kidnapped by the guerrillas but Kwagga rescues her and threatens his brother to not buy their father's farm or he will turn him in to the police. Kwagga, who has fallen in love with Inga, then decides to exact revenge of Mackay by ruining his platoon on the day it is to be inspected by the UN peace core. He does this by tricking each incompetent soldier, a Springbuck-obsessed Hollander V.O. Ploes by faking his killing of a Springbuck and then covering him in animal blood so animals chase him into the platoon. An automobile-challenged Indian Sgt. Rashid by making him park a tank with no driving experience under the guise of a colonel and a rhino horn-obsessed Chinese soldier by giving him fake rhino horn cream(bluebottle ink). Mackay's chances of passing inspection comes when he ignores an agreement made to his sidekick Zapman, who in turn blows up his office to try steal the diamond they had purchased with the stolen cattle. The U.N.T.A.Gs are disbanded, with Kwagga and Inga expressing their feelings for each other. Meanwhile, Mackay and Zapman wonder the Nambabwe dessert with the diamond, only to find it is a forgery. As they argue about how angry they are, Kwagga accidentally lets off a cannon he keeps to chase away baboons, which in turn blast Mackay and Zapman to smithereens.