Pre-used Australian Accent
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G'day mate. The Australian accent is still in very good condition. I have only used it a couple of times at barbecues, and once on a long distance phone call. I have never cursed or screamed with it because I am a very calm person, but I am sure if you want to use it for that it will perform very well.
Although you may find it hard to sound intelligent when first using it, it does become easier, and with frequent use you may even be able to touch on subjects such as politics and gender equality. If this is something you would like to do, then I will suggest you avoid using it for long conversations with surfers or children under the age of 9.
Please note that this is the male version only. Once at a barbecue I talked with dissatisfied buyers of the female version, who all complained about the shrieking and longwinded nasal quality of it. Many of them agreed that it was at its worst when used to defend topics related to women's rights, when calling in for radio competitions, or when talking in groups of 2 or more - as this seems to amplify the accent's bad qualities to unbearable levels.
URGENT SALE: I will be moving to Tibet for an extended work assignment at the end of December, and since Tibetan Buddhism requires you to address elders clearly and intelligently at all times, I cant afford to take it with me.
Please email me to request a sample snippet, indicating in the subject line of the email whether you would like to receive "She sells seashells by the seashore" or "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".
The accent samples are limited, as I don't want to wear it out.