WOODEN STAKE FOR KILLING VAMPIRES!!!
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THIS IS A GENUINE TRIED AND TESTED VAMPIRE KILLING STAKE - SOAKED IN GARLIC INFUSED HOLY WATER AND DRAGON PEE!! MAKING IT A FORMIDABLE VAMPIRE KILLING WEAPON!! GIVEN TO ME BY VAN HELSING HIMSELF!! DONT GET CAUGHT UNAWARES MAKE SURE YOU CAN PROTECT YOUR LOVES ONES FROM THE EVIL THAT IS VAMPIRES!! THIS STAKE IS VERY SHARP AND IS BEADED TO GIVE YOU BETTER GRIP WHEN STABBING THE VAMPIRE OF YOUR CHOICE!!
I WILL HOWEVER NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF YOU PEE IN YOUR PANTS AND RUN AWAY AND IN SO DOING GET KILLED BY A VAMPIRE!! NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ARE A WUSS!!
AND REMEMBER AS WE ARE NEARING THE END OF THE WORLD I ALSO HAVE ZOMBIE KILLING CLUBS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST!!
Here's hoping all my bidorbuy friends have an awesome christmas holiday and have heaps of fun and stay safe - bidorbuy would not be the same without you!!
regards
nubbi